spam. Junk kine.

WordPress is really good about filtering out spam messages. But I still have to decide whether or not to send them to spam heaven hell.

Today I thought it’d be fun to share some of the stupidhead spam comments I get. Honestly. Do people think I really believe they’re for realz?

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2. Nhà đất chính chủ, nha dat chinh chu, miễn phí đăng tin quảng cáo nhà đất
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Bạn đang cần bán, cho thuê nhà đất, văn phòng, chuyển nhượng Bất Động Sản ?

Hãy để chúng tôi quảng cáo giúp bạn !

Chúng tôi làm gì để giúp bạn ?

– Có cộng tác viên đến tận nhà để chụp ảnh, quay video với số lượng không hạn chế.

– Đăng quảng cáo nhà đất của bạn tại website 2nhadat.vn cho đến khi bạn bán xong hoặc cho thuê xong (Giao dịch thành công )

Bạn đang cần mua nhà đất, thuê văn phòng, thuê văn phòng, bất động sản chính chủ ?

Hãy truy cập vào http://2nhadat.vn !

Wassap wit dat??? Ba ding, ba ding…

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Nuff awreddy. My ōpū hurts from alla junk.

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4 Responses to spam. Junk kine.

  1. Debra says:

    good grief. With blogger, I make them do that number and weird letter thing before they leave a comment-but even then, I see the comment before it gets published-so I have no more spam!!!!Before that though, I was getting awful stuff-but I do have to say-your spam really takes the cake.

  2. fillyjonk says:

    #2 looks like it was written in Vietnamese. (I know someone who is, she showed me her Bible written in that language, it looks much the same. There may be other SE/S Asian languages that look similar, but IIRC, Vietnamese is the only one that typically uses the Latin letter set)

    I get lots of dodgy spam full of links. I have comments set to moderate so I can trash all of it before it gets posted. I’ve closed comments on a few of my older posts that seem to attract the worst of the spam. (Blogger once had a “close comments after 30 days” function but for some inexplicable reason they removed it.)

  3. AFK says:

    Aside from the obvious reasons, spammers also annoy me because their writing is so bad. (If that marks me as a grammar snob, well, then, so be it.) And they give a perfectly delicious canned meat a bad name.

    (PS – fillyjonk – are you a fellow Moomin fan? I learned about, and grew to love, Moomin while I was living in Japan.)

  4. jalna says:

    Looking forward to look you so you can help unravel problem. You now not much more appreciated and I now look from various angles. I do hope proportion we keep up correspondence. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Yup, good luck with the correspondence.

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