Ho da kewt, yeah? Dis my fortune for da day:

 A satirical sheep at sunrise is nobody’s friend. 

 Wanna know wat a satirical sheep looks like?  I show you.  A couple of years ago we had to get da sheep sheared, but dey no like come to da barn!  We had friends on horseback try for round dem up.  Looks good, yeah?  Sheep, heading to da barn, everybody happy.

Less den five minutes latah, da sheep escape!

And dis, my friends, is wat satirical sheep look like, saying “Nyaa, nyaa, nyaa, can’t catch us!”