Da Case For Good Sentence Structure

Posted on August 17, 2006 by Mokihana

Dis ad wen appear in one local online da kine similar to Craigslist.  Are da clothes oni for peeps from da wrong side of da tracks?  Oa wat?

White trash bag of girls clothes mostly size 6-7 but there are a few 8’s – $3

Ho, can have so much fun wit dis! 

“Hotel Street bag of girls clothes…chree dollah.  But mo bettah u fumigate um befoah wearing um.”

“Kahala area bag of girls clothes.  All of them were purchased at Nordstrom and have only been worn once.  $100”.

“Nanakuli sai bag of tita clothes. Get some pukas in um cuz my dottah like beef.  Oddawise okay.  $10.00.  Wat? U tink dat too much?  U like beef oa wat?”

I going quit befoah I get in trouble. 

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About Mokihana

Born and raised Hawaiʻi girl who misses home and loves the Pacific Northwest. I’m a free spirit and love the serendipitous events that bring people and places together. My philosophy about knitting and life in general: “It is good to have an end to journey toward,but it is the journey that matters in the end.”Ursula K. Le Guin
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2 Responses to Da Case For Good Sentence Structure

  1. Lika's avatar Lika says:
    August 18, 2006 at 6:55 am

    Da Hotel Street bag, as from real girls or mahu girls? LOL

    Some peoples no tink yeah. I bet dey read it ova & ova and it sounded PERFECT to dem.

    In da first place if you like sell something, why you going even mention da trash bag yeah. Auwe. And peoples tink pidgin is bad. NOTeven da kine. *L*

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  2. Leimamo's avatar Leimamo says:
    August 21, 2006 at 1:18 am

    “Nanakuli sai bag of tita clothes. Get some pukas in um cuz my dottah like beef. Oddawise okay. $10.00. Wat? U tink dat too much? U like beef oa wat?”

    Heyyyy, I rezembo dat remahk! ~LOL~

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