First of all, I would like to say that:

1: It was NOT ME who was cranky on Sunday.

2: It was NOT ME who ate too much at our church’s Thanksgiving potluck dinner.

3: It was NOT ME who was upset at the dog for being too lazy to move out of her way so that she almost tripped over that furry blob.

4: It was NOT ME who didn’t put away the laundry. (However, I think whoever it was should get some credit for folding all of it.)

5: It was NOT ME who spent too much time at the computer instead of doing something more productive. Like putting away laundry.

That’s a terrible list. Sure glad it was NOT ME! Nope. Not even.